This week’s Awesome Vintage Legal Ad comes from a Galaxy Far, Far Away. A young padawan, getting her bachelor’s in Mind Trickery (from Metro State, no less), is worried about her now-unemployed Jedi father after a nasty speeder accident. With no income, debt out the wookie, and the likelihood of becoming Jabba’s sex slave; the cost of a lawyer is obviously a concern to her. I would also be concerned at the law book this lawyer is referencing. Vol. XXX? Can’t be a good sign.